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BHM2K8: Rita G

Meet Rita G. She is the thick-bottomed honey dip from the "Flashing Lights" video, and she has an interesting proposition for you perverts out there:

Worn Undies with my personal scent - Only $24.95!

I've lost count of all the emails saying 'I would pay any amount of money for the g-string right off your butt'. Well, here's your chance. I will wear each pair of panties long enough to transfer my 'natural' scent, but these are limited, not mass-produced. So order them now. I might not be offering that many of them!

I wish I was making this up. I mean, what if that "natural scent" involves dookie crumbs and period blood? Are you nasty niggas really trying to pay 25 bones for some skidmark-filled, spotty drawls?
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