Monday, January 14, 2008

Hip-Hop's On 'Roids?

Damn, 50. I always assumed you were on steroids or HGH, just based on how you look now (above) as opposed to how you looked then. Ditto that, Timbaland. Now, All Hip-Hop reports that celebrities have jumped on the 'roid train, including Fif, Timbaland, Tyler Perry, Mary J. Blige and others, I'd assume. The report states that these entertainers
are among numerous people who may have used or received prescribed shipments of steroids and injectable human growth hormone (HGH) in recent years.

Christ. Now just so you know, these stars are not being brought up on criminal charges, for no laws seem to have been violated, but for everyone who wants to shit on Barry Bonds, WWE wrestlers and Marion Jones, is it OK for guys like 50 to dope up? The price of success must be steep, but don't kid me like you are getting buff by being in the gym or drinking your own vitamin water, nigga.

SMH.
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10 comments:

  1. Anonymous1/15/2008 09:09:00 AM

    These guys are hilarious, just remember the Fade to Black-Video where Timbaland appeared to be a fat ass guy eating too many chips and drinking huge tanks of lemonade. Now, all off a sudden he is a Mr.T. lookalike. The same goes for Dr. Dre.

    http://z.about.com/d/rap/1/7/F/G/-/-/DrDre.jpg

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  2. khal1/15/2008 09:18:00 AM

    yeah that Fade To Black video is priceless. Possibly my fav scene of the movie - Tim downing bananas and drinking straight from the jug.

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  3. Anonymous1/15/2008 09:22:00 AM

    oh, you are right, he ate bananas. never mind... :-)

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  4. khal1/15/2008 09:25:00 AM

    OH I'M NOT DEFENDING HIM! lol he was still a superheavyweight. he at those bananas like tic-tacs, and washed it down with fruit juice (that by the size of his double chin, looked mad sugary)...

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  5. Anonymous1/16/2008 08:04:00 AM

    Actually I was trying to say the same thing. No matter if it were bananas or chips he ate like a pig.

    Anyway, the new Dr. Dre reminds me of the black guy from the old American Gladiators shows. :-D

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  6. khal1/16/2008 08:11:00 AM

    Gemini?

    http://heystupid.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/gemini6.jpg

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  7. Anonymous1/16/2008 08:15:00 AM

    Yes, it's him! Couldn't remember hisnname.

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  8. khal1/16/2008 08:21:00 AM

    Gemini was the truth. No one wanted to go up against him, esp in JOUST.

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  9. Anonymous1/16/2008 09:09:00 AM

    I wouldn't go against the new Dr. Dre either. :lol: He must of gained a lot of pounds.

    But I remember that Gemini was a wrestler before his American Gladiator time. I mean a real wrestler, not a WWF-type one.

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  10. khal1/16/2008 09:20:00 AM

    he looks like a damn linebacker

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