Today he hit me with the ode; here's his note on the situation:
A few days ago some pics leaked online of some chicks at a Cricket game in Panama. FUCKIN AMAZING! Some folks are claiming photoshop and that may be the case, but I couldn't take that chance. I've already booked my flight to Panama City and I'm embarking on a Borat-like expedition- wish me luck. But before I left, I decided to write a little song about it for your listening pleasures. Oh yeah, shouts to Cassie and all the good folks in the dELiA*s mailroom. HA!
Speaking of Cassie, don't say that the she's topless... say the titties is out.
EDIT Looks like we've been had. Fun while it lasted?