We Shoulda Known

We should have known. With Mary's new album, titled Growing Pains, I think she's been dropping hints of recent steroid abuse that's come up in on-going investigations. You don't believe me? Just check out the track titles:

• "Work That": that's her self-motivational, "500 more reps" track.
• "Growing Pains": getting buff so quickly hurts, y'all!
• "Just Fine": this is the denial record. She knows her hair is falling out, and the acne is coming, but yo, she's just fine.
• "Feel Like A Woman": this joint is for the days when she starts to lose her curves, with the new muscle forming. She may look ultra-buff, but on the inside, the heart of a woman still beats.
• "Stay Down": this is her personal plea to the 'roids-induced acne.
• "Hurt Again": the morning after a long-night lifting session. My biceps hurt like my heart, y'all!
• "Fade Away": 'roid-induced delusions make it seem as though the whiteheads faded away; back-ne is a bitch.
• "Work In Progress (Growing Pains)": Mary singing in the mirror. While she might have gained 50 lbs. of solid muscle, she still sees herself as imperfect. No pain, no gain, right?
• "Talk To Me": she has such control over her 'roid-induced physique, it's as if her abs can talk to her. They are saying "my life's just fine!"

I could go on, but I've already secured my entrance into hell with this one. Love you, Mary!

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